Liberal Crystal Ball

I thought the following liberal song, written and (assumably) sung by the revered liberal wordsmith herein noted, was a great fit with the picture that follows it. I think she decided to write it to another's tune because she had to really focus on her lyrical construction, yes? I truly wish it was not such an excellent example of most liberal's debate ammunition.

Hmmm. I "feel" confused, but I think I am just not fully enlightened to their 'vision' quite yet... It'll grow on me, I'm sure. (...like mold)



WE ARE LIBERAL

(Words by Carrie Koehnline. To the tune of “I Feel Pretty” from West Side Story)

We are liberal, oh so liberal
So we don’t know what’s right from what’s wrong
With our protests keep America from being strong
la la la la la la la la la la

We are whiners and complainers
And we just hate our country it’s true.
Raise our children
To grow up and hate their country too
nye nye nye nye nye nye nye nye nye nye nye nye nye

If you’ve got a solid marriage, husband and wife
We’ll destroy it if we can run for your life
Every woman must be with aWoman
Every man must be with a man
Yes we have a Big Agenda
That will crumble our society in this land
Of the brave and this home of the free

Ann Coulter, Fox News and Rush Limbaugh
With their balanced reporting of facts
Will give you the low-down on liberals
Both our wimpiness and our unspeakable acts.

We think we want accountability
But we just hate freedom, obviously.
We think we want truth and integrity
But we’re all just nuts for conspiracy.

Keep away from us. You should all run.
We are dangerous to your children.
We’ll give them facts about condoms and sex
So clearly our minds should be rated “x”

I am liberal, oh so liberal
So the media is biased towards me
They loved Clinton
But poor Bush they will not let him be
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wha wha

I love foreigners
I love immigrants
I love anyone not Christian or white
But our country we refuse to see is always right
La la la la la la la la la la la la

With our liberal philosophy what can it be?
Trying to protect the poor goodness what for?
And the bill of rights
Trying to unite
Trying not to fight a worthless war
It is clear we
Are extremists
And a threat to your security
In this land of the brave and this home of the free.


Ain't dat jus' Budefull, huh? Kin ya' bleave she wrote it all by 'erself?

This is an argument any Conservative would simply have to take seriously! Afterall, have I reminded you yet they are now in majority control of our future? Oh, look... here it comes now!
















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