Humor... the Survival Tonic

A koala was sitting in a gum tree... smoking a joint.





A little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

"Hey Koala! ...What are you doing?"





The koala said,

"Smoking a joint, come on up and have some!"

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala,
where they proceeded to enjoy several joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry".
He decided he was going to get a drink from the river.

When he finally got down there, the little lizard was so stoned that he accidentally leaned too far over and tumbled right into the river.

A huge crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and, feeling sorry for him, helped him to the river's edge.

Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you? How did it happen?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the gum tree.

"Got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink!"

A koala?! Smoking a joint??!! The crocodile decided that he had to check this out and headed off into the rain forest, finding the tree where the happy koala
was sitting finishing yet another joint.

The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"





The smiley koala strained to slowly look down and focus...





"Shiiiiiiiiiiit, Duuuuuude...
How much water did you drink?!