Cowardly Lyin'...

Dorothy:

It really was no miracle,
what happened was just this:

The Dems began to pitch...
the House, to switch!
And suddenly their hinges all became unhitched.
Just then, the Witch (to satisfy an itch)
went flying on her broomstick with her final pitch

”We have to tax the rich!”

Munchkin:

The states will start to pitch
incumbents soon will switch
and we will leave the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch!
Which is not a “healthy” situation for the Wicked Witch!
She’ll soon begin to twitch
and be reduced to just a stitch
of what was once the Wicked Witch!